Blogging and the Running Commentary

I know a lot of people that get a lot of comments on their blogs. Alas, I'm not one of those people. Not that I don't like comments, I do. I like them very, very much. I just don't get them very often. Kind of like shoes, but anyhoo......

The people who read my blog don't comment, they call. They call me or text me or tell me in person what they thought of my latest posts. (Apparantly I don' t have a big international audience!)

These are some of the latest comments about my blog posts:

• I like the ones about the kids the best. I don't care about you. (thanks, kathy!)
• Put more pictures up. You write too much.
• I like the funny posts.
• Lately you're not funny. You're really bitchy.
• You sound bitchy. How's the not smoking going?
• You're so funny! I love it when you post after taking your ambien!
• Ohmigod! You drunk-blogged again!! That was so funny! Do it again!
• You're so funny. I love your blog.

It's my blog. MINE. Allllllllllll Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnneeee. And Mom says its okay to be bitchy if you've had a rough day, so there!

Bwaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!