Hey, get your mind out of the gutter. It's the Iditorod Dogsled Race. With Christmas decorations. obviously
Monday, March 10, 2008
The Art Job
Here's the picture Abby showed me as soon as she got off the bus.
Hey, get your mind out of the gutter. It's the Iditorod Dogsled Race. With Christmas decorations. obviously
Hey, get your mind out of the gutter. It's the Iditorod Dogsled Race. With Christmas decorations. obviously
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Brother vs. Brother
I came across this amusing story about the feuding Baldwins.... Alec and Stephen.
The article states:
Alec Baldwin has slammed his own brother in a letter to a leading U.S. gay magazine. The 30 Rock star took offense at born-again Christian Stephen's recent public comments on same-sex marriage, and decided to let the gay community know he doesn't share his sibling's beliefs.
Stephen recently called into Howard Stern's radio show, to lend his support to former U.S. presidential wannabe Mike Huckabee's campaign - and he added a stinging condemnation of homosexual marriage. The Usual Suspects star said, "I don't believe that gay marriage is in line with God's word, which is found in the Bible... and the Bible says that gay marriage is not acceptable."
Brother Alec, who also opposes his Republican brother's political views, has responded by firing off a letter to gay magazine The Advocate.
He writes, "People like that, whether or not I'm related to them — only help us raise money. ... they just single out groups of people that they hate."
You know it's gotta be rough when brothers take to the press to disagree. I certainly don't always agree with my sisters or brother, and some of us have radically different political views than one another, but that's still harsh.
What the heck do you say over Christmas dinner?
"Hey, Alec, sorry I almost alienated half of your fan base with my religious beliefs, but I need the spotlight. Gotta pay the mortgage, an all. Pass the cranberry?"
"Yeah, right after you give thanks... TO ME. I'm the reason any of you spent one frikken moment in the spotlight, you coat-tail riding little bi*&h. Pass the wine"
:::sigh:::: Did the Civil War teach us nothing?
The article states:
Alec Baldwin has slammed his own brother in a letter to a leading U.S. gay magazine. The 30 Rock star took offense at born-again Christian Stephen's recent public comments on same-sex marriage, and decided to let the gay community know he doesn't share his sibling's beliefs.
Stephen recently called into Howard Stern's radio show, to lend his support to former U.S. presidential wannabe Mike Huckabee's campaign - and he added a stinging condemnation of homosexual marriage. The Usual Suspects star said, "I don't believe that gay marriage is in line with God's word, which is found in the Bible... and the Bible says that gay marriage is not acceptable."
Brother Alec, who also opposes his Republican brother's political views, has responded by firing off a letter to gay magazine The Advocate.
He writes, "People like that, whether or not I'm related to them — only help us raise money. ... they just single out groups of people that they hate."
You know it's gotta be rough when brothers take to the press to disagree. I certainly don't always agree with my sisters or brother, and some of us have radically different political views than one another, but that's still harsh.
What the heck do you say over Christmas dinner?
"Hey, Alec, sorry I almost alienated half of your fan base with my religious beliefs, but I need the spotlight. Gotta pay the mortgage, an all. Pass the cranberry?"
"Yeah, right after you give thanks... TO ME. I'm the reason any of you spent one frikken moment in the spotlight, you coat-tail riding little bi*&h. Pass the wine"
:::sigh:::: Did the Civil War teach us nothing?
Monday, March 3, 2008
Relations
"Mama, did you know that lions are related to Sabre-tooth tigers?"
"Wow, you're right."
"Did you know that elephants are related to woolly mammoths?"
"Wooow. You're very smart."
"I know."
"Can you tell me what humans are related to?"
"Mermaids.... duh."
"Wow, you're right."
"Did you know that elephants are related to woolly mammoths?"
"Wooow. You're very smart."
"I know."
"Can you tell me what humans are related to?"
"Mermaids.... duh."
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