Friday, May 15, 2009

Dear Blog Gods

Dear Internet Blog Gods,

It has been many weeks since my last blog post. I admit that much of the blame lies with me, but I would like to note that other things have gotten in the way as well.

For instance:

1. The fucking Vundo virus that still infects my PC
2. My inability to type well on David's laptop (get your minds out of the gutter)
3. Soccer
4. Softball
5. Brownies (the giggling type, not the gooey chocolate kind)
6. The cleaning of the barn (Jeepers, if only you knew the work involved in loving you)
7. My mom (Wonderful, sainted lady... how did you raise 5 children?)
8. Playgroup (I made a Bumblebee today, thank you very much)
9. My job (An article that I wrote was referenced in a NY Times
10. Meals (Could my kids just eat cereal in the morning like everyone else? And what the fuck is so wrong with frozen pancakes? Do you NEED everything to made, from scratch, at 6:45 in the morning? And even if you didn't, aren't from-scratch french toast good enough? Did you NEED it to be served with balled cantalope and sausage.... and warmed syrup?)
11. David (No, not really, but a list doesn't feel right without him in it)

In conclusion, blog gods, I admit that I have pictures to back up my new stories about how Miss. B tried to kill me, again, among other things. I'll get to them.


The Captain's Wife said...

glad to know you are still alive...and there is no reason why you can't make the refernce to Browmies be about the warm chocolate gooey ones...home made at that....

Dingo Deb said...

heheheheh ohhhhhh how I have missed the blogs coming from this corner of the universe. I'm so glad you've managed to limp online again(until you get rid of that dang virus uughh)
LOL, balled catalope...shaaaa,like that would happen in this household at ANY time.

Ok enouhg of the happy happy joy joy. WHAT was done to you (again) the hasten your demise... a stick? a rake? a snake? out withit, what did she do!???