I could do a long, drawn out post, but really, the facts are all you need. Make up the hilarity as you go along.... you'll probably be on target.
I'm a mid-thirites housewife.
It's winter.
I have kids.
We went sledding.
I tried snowboarding for the first time.
I broke my tailbone falling on my ass.
I'm sittin' on a doughnut.
'Nuff said.
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You did NOT!! I'm so sorry, I'm the worst friend ever, but I cannot stop laughing...
Perhaps another mai tai is in order to dull the pain??
OMG! You poor thing! My butt hurts thinking about that! Broke mine in a horse related incident and couldn't sit right for years.
At the same time, I'm laughing too! You have the worst friends :) Seeing as it's morning, a mimosa to maintain the numbing effect?
I am in my early 30's
I work too hard
I am expecting a baby any day
I am a bit constipated
I am in need of your pillow
Captain's Wife.... I will fight you, to the bitter end,for my donought pillow.
Add in the darvacetpills combined with the ladocaine patch that is stuck to my but. (Like a little medicated white butterfly across my ass cheeks... kinda funny)
Sigh........ I'm way too wacked ou tto post ...
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